- Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.
- I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
- The best thing about being schizophrenic is that I’m never alone.
- Just because you are paranoid doesn’t mean people aren’t out to get you!
- Hypochondria is the only illness that I don’t have.
- I’ve always been a hypochondriac. As a little boy, I’d eat my M&M’s one by one with a glass of water.
(Source: , via psychcomedy)